...During Retirement... or anytime... lol
1. At around lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
& point a hair dryer at the passing cars and ... watch them slow down!
2. Just skip down the street rather than walking & see how many weird looks that
3. Order a "Diet Water" when you go out to eat, with a serious face & see what
4. When the money comes out of your ATM machine .... Scream "I WON, I WON!"
5. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling
"run for your life, the lions are loose!"
6. On all your cheque stubs, write " For Marijuana! "
7. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have
to let one of you go, sorry!" ... (see if one volunteers) ... lol
8. Have a sing along while you are at the Opera ....
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go up to the counter & ask where
the fitting room is …
10. Go into one of the large department stores fitting rooms and
yell out " THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE! "
OMG ... the funny thing is , if you try any of these, you certainly
will never get bored .... LOL
AND share this with someone to make them smile, - It's called therapy!