Monday, November 3, 2014

10 Fun Ways to Maintain Sanity ......

...During Retirement... or anytime... lol

 1.   At around lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
      & point a hair dryer at the passing cars and ... watch  them slow down!

2.   Just skip down the street rather than walking & see how many weird looks that
       you get.

 3.   Order a "Diet Water"  when you go out to eat, with a serious face & see what

 4.   When the money comes out of your ATM machine .... Scream "I WON, I WON!"

 5.   When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling
       "run for your life,  the lions are loose!"   

 6.   On all your cheque stubs,  write  " For Marijuana! "

 7.   Tell your children over dinner,   "due to the economy, we are going to have
        to let one of you go, sorry!" ... (see if one volunteers) ... lol

 8.   Have a sing along while you are at the Opera ....

 9.   Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,  go up to the counter &  ask where
       the fitting room is …

10.  Go into one of the large department stores  fitting rooms and
       yell out  " THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE! " 

OMG ...  the funny thing is ,  if you try any of these, you certainly
will never get bored ....   LOL

AND  share this with someone to make them smile, - It's called therapy!

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